Archive: July 2020

Kellogg’s Wine and Cheez-It Combo is My New Brand

Did everyone see that Kellogg’s came out with a new House Wine/Cheez-It combo? AKA Lunchables for sad adults. I honestly feel like I can’t look the Harris Teeter cashier in the eye as I purchase this. Like she’ll somehow know that I’m about to go home, watch Ghost by myself, and cry with...

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Would Your Zodiac Sign Make You a Good Sugar Babe?

About a year ago on the pod, we had an anonymous sugar babe from Atlanta talking about how she makes 8-10k PER MONTH in her line of work. (Right? I was ready to quit my job and find a Daddy.) Today, by popular demand, that sugar babe is back! And she is FINALLY revealing her identity! Her name is...

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Gwyneth Paltrow’s Orgasm Costs $75

Do we all remember when Gwyn released her coochie-scented candle a few months ago? Yeah, that shit SOLD OUT. People are into it. And I have a feeling that this orgasm-scented one she just released is going to have the same exact reception. This candle, aptly named “This Smells Like My...

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