OMG y’all have been asking about her for SO LONG and she was finally here!! Mystic Michaela joined us on the pod to read our listeners’ auras AND give us readings for some celebs that have been making headlines recently. Before we get into it, let me give you a quick run-down of what each of the auras are:
Red: “Reds are very logical. They’re leaders. You’ll see them often as entrepreneurs or firefighters- people that can lead a team.”
Yellow: “Yellow people are very straight to the point, honest, direct. They are people who can take truth, but they don’t mind also delivering it, meaning sometimes they can be a little direct. And sometimes people can perceive it as harsh or cold.”
Green: “Green people think very systematically. They’re more like engineer brains or science minds- people who can see the whole scope at once. They can talk to you and it’s an extremely impersonal experience.”
Blue: “Blue people are your nurses or your teachers. They’re very much empaths; they feel other people’s feelings as their own. They love to fix things.”
Indigo: “Indigo people are like blue times a million. So they have no boundaries.”
Purple: “Purple people are creative and artistic. They do attract the attention and spotlight and you usually see them in the entertainment industry.”
Pink: “If a Disney princess were an aura color, she’d be pink. Pink people want to see life through rose-colored glasses.”
Got it? Take a sec to figure out which one you think you are, then keep reading to check out what she had to say about Cardi B and Offset, Gwen Stefani and Blake Shelton, 90-Day Fiancé’sLarissa Lima, and Cheer’s Jerry Harris.
Cardi B and Offset
So Cardi B and Offset just recently announced their impending divorce, but honestly… are we even surprised? Like, really. Their relationship has been on the rocks for SO long, it felt like it was bound to happen sooner or later. Mystic Michaela validates our thoughts, saying their relationship was full of problems that Cardi just ignored because “dysfunctional relationships are kind of normalcy for her.”
Mystic Michaela: “Cardi B is pink and purple. Pink people do have a beautiful way of ignoring stuff that is, like, extremely apparent to the rest of us, because… Offset is horrible. I don’t know how else to say it. He has attention-seeking behaviors. He’s purple. And I’d call it ‘hot mess purple.’ He feeds off of other people’s attention; it’s like an energy drink to him.”
Gwen Stefani and Blake Shelton
Okay, I know I’m not the only one who thinks their relationship has never made sense. Mystic Michaela AGREES y’all, and calls out Blake for being disingenuous.
Mystic Michaela: “[Blake] is green and purple… he’s chameleon green, so he’s exactly who you want him to be in one moment and then he changes when he’s in a different moment… and I feel like Gwen looks for more authenticity than that… [Gwen] is purple/yellow. It’s like a great combination of creative genius and ‘let’s be smart about this; let’s build this.’”
The 90-Day Fiancé star just recently admitted to having $75k worth of plastic surgery done to look like Kylie Jenner. But according to Mystic Michaela, this is very on-brand for her aura.
Mystic Michaela: “She’s purple and red, and sometimes purple and red people have a narcissist vibe. But she’s always been up-front about it.”
The Cheer star was recently charged with possession of child pornography and soliciting sex from minors. While this news is devastating (and this behavior is completely inexcusable), Mystic Michaela says the trauma emanating from his aura points to why he did what he did.
Mystic Michaela: “There’s no excuse for it, but I feel like he, himself, had trauma. I feel like he has a lot of issues.”
Y’all. This pod is JUICY. Mystic Michaela even reads some of our listeners’ auras!! If you haven’t listened yet, what tf are you doing?? Click here to download.