OH MY GOD. Guys. Do you remember the show we did last week about the man who grew a dick on his arm?? Well turns out WorldStar has a video of the dong in question, just dingle-dangling from this man’s forearm and flopping around in all its glory.
In case you somehow forgot this insane story, in 2014 Malcolm MacDonald, a 45-year-old man from the United Kingdom, got a crazy infection that led to sepsis. The condition started turning all of his appendages black, including (you guessed it) his peen.
Knowing he was going to lose his disco stick, MacDonald underwent ‘penile reconstruction’ surgery to have a new FUNCTIONING penis built out of his arm tissue. (I’m serious, y’all. It’s got a urethra and everything. It’s even supposed to get hard once they sew it back onto his groin.) The thing is, MacDonald might never get to use his new willy. Because of all the COVID chaos, it’s still hanging off of his arm SIX YEARS LATER. And it might be there until all of this shit dies down! (And who knows when that’ll be.)
I seriously can’t stop watching this video. If you haven’t seen it, do yourself a favor and watch. It’s 2020 and we’re out here growing dicks. Science is wild.